Alan Watts’ Wonderfully Insane and Rebellious Guide to Meditation – 5 Anti-Tips with Awesome Quotes

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I love Alan Watts.

He’s so refreshing and unpretentious in how he opens his Still the Mind: An Introduction to Meditation

“When a mountain stream flows out of a spring beside the road, and a thirsty traveler comes along and drinks deeply, the traveler is welcome.

 

“But the mountain stream is not waiting with the intention of refreshing thirsty travelers; it is just bubbling forth, and the travelers are always welcome to help themselves.

 

“So in exactly that sense I offer you these ideas.”

And can you imagine some self-help guru writing that today!?

“I am offering these words for your entertainment, and to entertain myself. I am not trying to improve you, and I really do not know how I would improve you,” he adds.

His approach is comforting in our world aimed at ‘fixing’ you.

Watts points out that we have lost the essence of life in our obsession with meditation and spirituality having an end-goal.

Below are 5 Anti-Tips from Alan Watts on the ‘practice’ of meditation:

 

  1. ACCEPT YOU ARE A MESS 

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“This,” exclaims Watts “is the beginning of meditation.”

We are infinitely complicated beings in a world in which we know suffering and corruption is rife.

No man can fix that in a day.

You can accept the reality that you are alive.

You know not why, just as no man knows the inner workings of the universe.

But you are blessed with the ability to feel.

When somebody plays music, you listen. You just follow those sounds, and eventually, you understand the music.

Given that Theoretical Physicists are now saying the universe is “like a symphony of vibrating strings” Watts’ approach has extra powerful resonance.

You are here to appreciate, feel and hear the music of the universe.

By accepting you are a mess beyond your comprehension, you are able to transcend your ego and accept the is-ness of being.

 

  1. BE BORED

Getting bored during meditation was my first portal to my own internal spiritual realm.

I feel that pang of boredom all the time, and I am so fucking glad I do now!

That pang allows me to feel my ego, my shortness of attention, to witness the very interplay between by aim of implementing my own structure on reality (to meditate) with the actual reality of my lack of control (I get BORED!!!)

Watts advises that we need not judge ourselves for our boredom, but accept it as we are.

It is a meditation to explore the boredom itself.

The feeling of boredom can be very interesting if you look into it.

 

“Simply watch everything going on without attempting to change it in anyway, without judging it… Just watch it. That is the essential process of meditation.

 

  1. DON’T TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY. AT ALL.

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“I may be sincere, but never serious, because I don’t think the universe is serious.

 

“…trouble comes into the world largely because various beings take themselves seriously, instead of playfully.”

Our seriousness comes from our fear of losing something, anything we fear losing, according to Watts, is not worth having in the first place.

 

  1. YOU CAN’T PRACTICE MEDITATION, SO DON’T TRY 

Saying you practice meditation is like saying you practice breathing or eating or sleeping.

Watts is so eager to make this point because the word practice unfurls the notion of improvement and development.

Such notions are redundant in Watts’ approach for he steadfastly believes such a notion chains the mind to time.

Time is the opposite of The Present.

“In meditation a faster way of learning is of no importance whatsoever, because one’s focus is always on the present.

 

“Although growth may occur in the process, it is growth in the same way that a plant grows.”

 

  1. MAKE NOISES 

Alan Watts’ Wonderfully Insane and Rebellious Guide to Meditation – 5 Anti-Tips with Awesome Quotes

When you think of meditation you envisage the silent Buddha, right?

That’s the image of seriousness.

Watts advises we focus on our breathing and exhale with a:

  • Hmmmm
  • Oooommmmm
  • Ahhhhhhh’

Pick whichever you like, or another you’re comfortable with.

 

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Author: Richard Joy

My mission is to get you out of the depths of despair, addiction and pain as we as men strive to conquer fear, grow spiritually and build ourselves physically, emanating strength, grit and determination. Having been lost in the punishing spiral into hell myself, witnessing men around me die in addiction, obsession and pain, I have found the way out by walking the path of spiritual discipline, inner masculine truth and learning from men of wisdom in the spirit of humility.

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